My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass
- Me:So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
- Grandma:I have enough idiot granddaughters already
- Grandma:But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
- *then later*
- My mom:Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
- Me:Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
- Grandma:Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
- Me:Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
- Grandma:See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
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